Monday, October 22, 2007

The One With Foil Sizzling In The Microwave Oven

Note to self : During next encounter with anything that remotely resembles an alpha male - run. Save self from having to feed fat slab of ego strapped onto said alpha male because every one of them has one. Because self is about to erupt any moment and self has not slept in over 24 hours and self is supposed to be studying thus self should not add to the obvious pressure present currently and zoom off the very second one of those said beings come within 15 feet near self.

Gay guys who bake, cook, 've read Rosie Dunne, want test tube babies are self's preference now. If you have any hint of Y chromosome in you, leave me alone.

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