The One With Tag In A Mobile Umbrella Obstacle Course
As Kar Heng groggily reminded me today that i am at last 'legal' (just like him but no, Kar Heng - we can't. It's just wrong), i am jotting down a list of things i've always wanted/want to do - but just never did - before i reach that age where i'm even more legal. Most of the things are just plain wee-erd but i'm high from all the fireworks (omg they look like they were gonna fall on our faces) and laughing and all the byebye-ing to unknown (but very nice) people so let me be.
- Pierce my nose. (Nick i don't care i'm gonna be the first person who pierces his/her nose and you still stay friends with him/her because that is a plain lousy reason to stop friending somebody)
- Go on a roadtrip with the psychopaths who make me laugh like shit with Kar Heng as our food guide and Jun-Elle as our busdriver (can test test to see if Daddy Lee Yew Meng was right heehee).
- One night when i'm hungry during the wee hours of the morn, get someone to teman me to that Burger King (*ahem* Karven *ahem* Sushi King) on that pedestrian bridge on a highway which i have yet to identify and order a Mushroom Swiss burger. And curly fries.
- Take a bus to Ipoh. Alone. And stay for at least 5 days.
- Read a classic, finish it, and it can't be anything from the Grimm Brothers or Hans Christian Andersen.
- Okay though for now i kinda consider Joe as my BGF (Best Gay Friend), he doesn't quite fit the typical requirements. So number 6 - hunt down that perfect-haired, always pretty guy bud who'll always be there to coax me out of binge-ing on chocolate.
- Binge on chocolate. But just once. To totally fling me off chocolate cravings.
- Take singing lessons. (i'm tone deaf)
- Try all the tea there is in the woorrld! (but only once for each)
- Find that coffee brand that teacher likes. And see how good it is for myself. =)
- Fix my right eyebrow. (i dunno why but only the left one looks good)
- Make Zoey fall in sisterlylove with me. (i think - think - Kar Heng wouldn't mind me replacing Amanda hehe)
- Score an internship with either CLEO or FEMALE. (i swear i'd do anything for this!!)
- Take dancing classes where the teacher choreographs JT-like moves.
- For once in my whole secondary school life, attend an Interact function and not be remotely anti-social.
- Get those mono-colored shirts from JCPenney/Old Navy that i'd suffer a hundred allergic reactions at once for.
- Consume..less...caffeine.
- Visit that chinese videostore and find a show that's based on Wu Ze Tien.
- Read BM newspaper daily without fail.
- Try stringing up a BM sentence that doesn't include - 'Boss', 'woi', 'itu macam' and 'ais'.
- Do some sort of physical activity that proves i am manly for a girl despite the many wrestling matches i've lost.
- Be able to tie a ponytail again. At least for once more in this lifetime.
- Stargaze. On a field. But a field made out of fake grass so there no bugs'd get in my hair.
- Finally succumb to feeling ulu everytime someone mentions Milo Ventimiglia or Hiro Nakamura and download Heroes.
- Watch The Brady Bunch Movie and its sequel.
- Stop relying on the microwave oven and start befriending those other things you find in a kitchen that you can cook with.
- Bake cookies.
- Force Mom to make that tumeric chicken of hers that she hasn't made in 4 years.
- Start a fund for the bookstore.
- Be a dogwalker. I'm serious. When i was all hyped up about working till i evaporate for a scholarship to study overseas, i chose being a dogwalker as my choice of a part-time job. Go watch In Her Shoes and Monster-in-Law. It sounds way less stupid than when you read me writing it.
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Allergic Reaction(s) Status : Cleared
Finally.
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