The One With The Wheezing Ball Of Chubbs

earlier, with much enthusiasm, i thought, hey why not skip rope for a half hour? i can't keep talking about the weight i gained after all.

15 minutes later, i'm limping wtf.

this, ladies and gents, is the perfect specimen of what happens when you don't exercise for over 6 months. it's too late for me but save yourselves.

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i have a shitload of work to do. i don't know how i'm gonna even be able to design my new blog in time (actually more like pimping the current one lah) before break ends.

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y'know, i could've posted all of this on Twitter. if i had one. but no i shan't give in, shan't i tell you! wtf.

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Dorian Gray is not a good book for kiddos like me. it makes me feel all eeevil. and if i didn't do research on the stuff the book is based on, i'd literally think that Wilde is telling us to quit controlling ourselves and go hump whatever we want. and, don't go near ugly people because they can't be any good for you. and, women are just supplements for men.

i bet if Wilde were alive today, he'd just be another gay fashion designer who says crap like, 'If you ain't a size zero, honey - you're a heffer.' Like Mark on Ugly Betty.

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but then again, some of the things he says is true. like how 'acting is so much more real'. when you watch a movie, the actors play their characters absolutely - they don't skimp on emotions and they mean what they say. but that's cos they're not playing themselves.

then in real life, when you meet people - be it acquaintances or close friends - everyone's wearing layers and layers of masks to hide themselves that we may as well be the ones on stage instead.

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ohnoes i might have H1N1! but whatever lah if i'm meant to die now then die lah lol i remember when SARS first came about, Jun-Elle and i promised that if either one of us got it, we would cough & sneeze in the other's face so we'll both have it wtf. let's hope H1N1 will be like SARS i am too young to die, too young i tell you! wtf.

okay, back to work. :)