The One With The Sniffles

Esther is : sick.

I'm so happy today =)

I'm sick. Except i'm not spewing out mucus or coughing up germs yet it's like the few hours before and i'm enjoying it while i can huhu. It felt like those Saturday mornings when i still used the TV and turned it on for Little Lulu and Power Rangers. So anyway i'm not living up to my inner sloth that much today while the Simpsons were on i cleaned my desk - homg i just realised i've 8 Sej books no wonder i'm getting such awesome marks pfft - and was doing add math at the same time for Derrick's paper tomorrow.

I'm technically on a break now since i've just done a quarter of a chapter and it was so strenuous so imma do a meme while my last episode of Greek streams :

Break-From-Studying Meme

What is the most annoying thing about one of your closest friends?
Karven liking balloons. If Mr. Puva II is born, i will commit suicide.

What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
The powdery kind.

If you could rid the world entirely of one disease and one disease only, forever, which would you choose and why?
The right one to say would be cancer..but personally i'd say obesity. Firstly, it's an unnecessary disease that brings more than itself to kill its host. Secondly, it takes a lot of skin for the host to bear with it socially - people look at you, they don't say anything but you know they're either pitying you or thanking God they're not you, and in the end you feel hopeless, you'll probably eat more to comfort yourself and the cycle repeats. It's a huge strain in more ways than one and we don't need it. Let the brainy deal with finding a cure for something else.

What are three things are you terrible at?

1. Cooking, definitely. Even microwave ovens can't save me unless i'm reheating food.
2. Lying. I told a fat one yesterday and even i didn't believe myself.
3. Saying goodbye. I think i hold a record for crying every single time i say goodbye to someone i care about lol.

What are a few things you have done that you previously said you would never do?
When i was 12 i was still in the boys-have-cooties-stage and i said i'll never get married. I'm not married la but it's pretty evident i don't think boys are disgusting anymore. Oh except Junn Zhen.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Um. A firewoman haha. Okay i'm tagging Veena hers is ten times worse than mine.

Have you ever cooked dinner or any other meal naked? If not, would you?
Again, i suck at cooking so no i wouldn't've dared to put myself in danger of being cooked together with whatever i'm ruining but yea i think i would. If i lived alone la.

If you kissed a frog, who would you like it to turn into?
Magazine answer : Butthead. (inside joke huhu)

What three things you regret not learning to do?

1. Learning to cook - because it's like a determinant as to how good a mom a girl'd be and at the rate i'm going i'm ahead in line for Momster of the Century.

2. Learning to sew - my Mom spent 500 bucks when i was 11 for a sewing machine cos i was so into clothes and then when i destroyed the thing at the bottom - the thing that always get spoiled with Pn. Ti's sewing machines - i just chucked it aside and found something else to amuse me with. If i could sew now i'd be able to do more than just paint t-shirts T.T

3. Learning chinese - i used to be able to speak cantonese with no pauses but now even my Mom says i've a kwailo accent and i dunno how to get rid of it! The first phrase in chinese that i couldn't stop saying was, 'Yau mo kau cho ah!' and my Mom was so worried cos from a mute (she wanted to send me to a doctor cos i didn't talk till i was like 3) i started going around saying, 'Yau mo kao cho ah!' at everything.

I think i learned it from some TVB drama lol.

What books from your childhood would you like to share with your children?
Oh Puddle Lane! I think that's what it was called. I had like what - 6 of them? And i read them over and over again like as if new stories grew beneath the covers everynight when i'm asleep wth. I think it's good cos it's not all sunshine and rainbows and instead there were more depressing stuff to it. But not like scarring-a-kid's-mind-forever kind of depressing la.


Imma go back to nerding now! But before i do, i tag :

Karven
Jun-Elle
Veena (must do ah)
Jit Siang
Kar Heng
Nick
- and anybody who is pretending to study and is taking a break from pretending to study like me.

Toodles.