The One With A Lizard Above My Desk
Woke up to the Jun-Elle's angry sms this morning. I comforted her. I think. My brain's fuzzy when you wake me up from nightmare-free sleep. So i agreed to taking his place cos she said she was all pretty already and Bignose #2 was an hour late. But then blablabla, breakfast with Bignose #2 was back on so i got stood up.
I was looking through my locked drawer for that list of things i must do by the time i was 15 - i think - and some of 'em before i die - i think - which i wrote when i was 13 - i think. And omg i have no idea how i had friends cos i've got to be the lamest dork when i was 13. And that's not including the staring at my shoes when i see a senior and having a crush on Rick Hunter.
Anyway, The List :
- Too materialistic. Cannot write it here.
- Get baptised by 15 (with Charis, John, Justin, Luke, Ruth and Hannah). I'm 16 already and everybody around me is horny (even Jits!) so i doubt this is gonna happen anytime soon lol.
- Omg very stupid. Cannot write it here.
- Go to at least one Black Eyed Peas concert. Ah back when i loved them. Still do, just not as much.
- Go to at least one American movie premiere. Don't know where to even begin. Okay i'll smack my forehead for a start.
- Complementary to number 1. Cannot write it here.
- Never curse anyone. HAHA too late thanks to Ragunathan.
- Get first in class at least once a year every year during secondary school. Okay too late for this. I never knew the cruelty of add math when i wrote this.
- Read the whole Bible. Hmm. Still doable. I've read my whole comic Bible for a start hehe.
- Be a patient person. Would've been doable if i'd stayed a wallflower and never participated in anything.
- Get 5 gold medals before leaving school. HAHAHA. All i've got so far is one and i'm scared of running so yeah - cutting this one off.
- Play at 2 volleyball tournaments. Done!
- Never quit scouts unless my friends do. Wah i was damn dependent on the princesses last time. One year left so i'll stay for Rudolph and all the times i'd been happy behaving like a boy.
- Very stupid. Cannot write it here.
- Read 4 classics by the time i'm 15. Um. I watched Pride and Prejudice. Yea that's about the furthest i went.
- Have my very own Honda. Why did i like Hondas so much back then? Anyway still doable still doable.
- Kinda sensitive. Cannot write here.
- Get a computer badge. Sigh when i still cared about getting badges for scouts.
- Give Mom a makeover. Still doable, still applicable. Lol.
- Write a book. Er forget this i give up. After that garlic dracula story i've lost all my pizzaz.
- Be as skinny as Jun-Elle. Aw that time i was obsessed with my weight. Wait i still am. 'Cept now Jun's not underweight anymore and her butt's huge so now it's be as skinny as that plat-blonde girl on Xanga who's anorexic. Haha just kidding. No i really am.
- Start my very own website/magazine. Well i've a blog now so it's kinda done =)
- Okay very dorky. Why am i so lame? Cannot write it here.
- What the? Too out there. Don't even know what i could be thinking. Cannot write it here.
- The ultimate goal : BE SELFLESS. Um undoable. I spend an hour getting ready for a car ride with the driver of the car in question waiting for half of that hour - so selfless is kinda impossible now.
Someone said hi to me yesterday and after feedback regarding my response - that confirms that i am indeed socially-spastic - i have chosen to be in denial with the excuse that i was caught off-guard. And that exam stress is getting to me. Plus - i'd just taken my add math paper 1 at Derrick's. Very brain-blending - yes i know it's just paper 1 lah but i can't do log even if my life depended on it - so thus, the very um offensive conversation-starter.
No tuition tonight cos Veena told me to skip and i think Nick came back from Penang today. And the book Jun+Kar got me is very cannot-put-down. And i can't stop smiling when i'm reading it. I wonder where i put it. Oh there it is on my bolster. It's sitting there being all white and pretty. Okay yes that's a hint i'm leaving so bubyee.
PS : I love Ah-Munna-Eat-Choo. Uncletofuman is such a diva.
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