The One With Free Nosh & Elephant Legs

So this morning i woke up with pinkeye. I shan't go into detail though i think i should clarify it's nothing as gross as what you see on Ren And Stimpy. But yes lah - it's disgusting.

I was sure i was blind since i couldn't open my left eye but after using these miraculous things known as fingers to pry it open, i started to doubt i'd need a walking stick. At noon i remembered there was sports practice today. And homework to be finished. And my white laundry is piling up. I tossed and turned till i felt like an overdressed salad then i got up and lowered the monstrosity of my appearance and muffinated myself.

Arrived at school. So i thought it'd just be an hour and a half of cheerleading then i'd be back to tossing and turning.

But no - Soon-To-Be-Yellow-No-More-Again told me something that immediately erased whatever li'l spirit i had mustered up for school lately. And i kinda forgot 'bout it till i came home. And i think i overthought like usual. I dunno. The little voice in my head is screaming why me again.

And eventhough Is-It-Really-Pointless? would call this a challenge or something equally positive-coated - it's not. It's called playing handicapped.



Someone up there must really hate me.

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It's 6 pm, gonna get ready by 7, cab over, ring on her doorbell, wait for her to come to said door (doubt she'd even open the door to her own house and that makes her sound lazy but i/we still love her cos she's that wonderful eventhough she said i've elephant legs), start the waterworks, then see what she says.





*Sob* this is not fair i've pinkeye i'm too weak to go through crap like this T.T